iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police



i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it





Demi Lovato for Nylon Magazine



Have you got a particular skill that people might not know about? (x)





“How to text without getting caught”



how do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you











yurihooves:

i have two sneezes

the fairy princess sneeze

and the death metal sneeze




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